Ya'll Can Breath a Sigh of Relief --- They're Back

After a sprinkle of comments were left that I looked like an umpa loompa in my comical set of pictures, I decided I would go onto flickr and change them to a black and white format. My limited flickr skills obviously shone forth since I dim-wittedly deleted the old pictures from flickr, and with there being some kind of important and necessary link to an actual picture, they were deleted from my last posting, which is no fun at all.

So, without trepidation, I'm posting the improved versions of my yellow umpa loompa pictures. How do you know I wasn't going for an umpa loompa look?

I'm taking a re-vote, so, back by popular demand, making their colorless, slightly umpa loompaless debut, with commentary and all, somewhere in this mess of shameless material, I present to you (with some surprise additions), my future profile picture -




1. This is my current profile picture. I think it does a pretty good job at getting the point across that I think my blog is a joke and don't take me too seriously.








2. This one looks like Clint just poignantly pontificated and I'm saying with my body language that I'm listening and I think I like what he's saying, but please, continue on with your pontification so that I can further assess my position on the topic.








3. This is my favorite face to make at Clint because, with really tight ucky looking lips, I beg and plead for him to kiss me. He doesn't.








4. See, now this one looks like I'm bragging about the amount of hair I have.








5. Ahh, my favorite face to make. What's not to like? I'm smiling and my eyes look bright and colorful. Also, it's a good security picture as it shows I'm not red eyed and doped up.








6. "Oh Clint, you're just so funny. I love it when you poignantly pontificate. Please, continue on. While I'm listening to you wax poetic about your miter saw, I'll just sit back and listen, all the while tilting my head to one side and demurely smiling at you."








7. Okay, now can you see why Clint has such a complex about my chameleon-like facial expressions? This one is priceless. Best one yet.







This little gem was overlooked and not in my previous post, so here is number

8. It's like Gene Simmons and the Joker had a love child






9. Funky Funky Fresh Psychedelic Jaylee





Again, same rules apply when voting or not voting. I wonder if anyone thought I had taken them off my blog because somehow my dignity returned and I was feeling remorse for showcasing this little freak show. Sadly, dignity is not one of the names my other 10 personalities go by.