Thursday, November 19, 2009

Anybody got a sharp ax I can flash around?



Our stupid, worthless chickens have currently taken a hiatus from laying eggs. For whatever reason, the colder climate has them convinced they're entitled to some sort of sabbatical one gets after earning tenure. Time outs aren't working, nor are my stern looks. However, they have been molting for the past few weeks and have generously left their feathers strewn about the pen. Rather than being mortified by their appearance and hanging their beaks in shame, they prance around and mockingly suggest that I use their feathers to stuff a pillow for my sissy head. I guess laying eggs while exposed to the harsh Arizona climate somehow makes them hard-core and I'm some sort of house-dwelling mamby pants. I've decided to put the food dish on top of their coop. I will very much enjoy watching them flap their useless wings in an attempt to reach their daily rations - a perfect reminder that poultry = pathetic.

3 comments:

Monique said...

Jaylee,

You don't blog often enough! You are too funny. I can totally picture your "entitled" chickens prancing around their perfectly manicured back yard kingdom. ;)

Rachael said...

I 2nd Monique's comment. You are hilarious and need to post more often. Can we get a picture to go with this post! I need a visual!!!

Anonymous said...

Somewhere there must be something like CPS, a Chicken Protective Services . . . .