Sunday, November 8, 2009

It's as if women's lib never exsisted

As I was driving down Mill Avenue yesterday morning, I came upon a sea of pink-shirted individuals with catchy phrases written across their chestical area:


SAVE THE TATAS!


I KNEAD MY KNOCKERS!


When did this happen? When did it become socially acceptable to refer to your cantaloupes as anything other than breasts? I'm at odds as to whether I think it's a very creative way to peak interest in the safety of my num nums, or a dumbed down solution to raise money in the name of milk jug research. All I know is that badoinkie cancer is serious business.

4 comments:

Gina said...

Got your mambajambas in a twist eh?

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Heather said...

always been a fan of the phrase "over the shoulder boulder holder", however, some of us just need pebble holders, but what eva!

H said...

Don't even get me started on this 3 day propaganda. "Milk jug research" sounds good to me. It's good to see that something is getting your panties in a bind Jaylee :)
(And Heather, that's one of my husband's favorite phrases)